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02/06/2012

PURE EPIC TRUTH FROM OLMTREEHOMESTED

Speaking of....

We had a great time at OlmTreeHomeSted's 'FryFest 2012'.
It was awesome to hang out with him, the lovely Nat-a-tat-tat and ihatepeacocks.com #1 Nerd Girl Kat Von Rad.
Made some new friends, spent time with old friends, ate lots of good food, all the kiddos got to play together,
and OlmTreeHomeSted showed everyone exactly how high Mentos & Diet Coke can shoot into the air.
A great night with good friends!

The quote of the night goes to Nat-a-tat-tat:
"My boobs are covered in powdered sugar, it's gonna be ones of those nights"

The Super Bowl is over, let's get back to work:

OK, I talked mad shit yesterday online about Madonna doing the Super Bowl Half Time show.
I said she was too old, looks like a man, no one wants to see her have a wardrobe malfunction, etc.
Well, after having watched it, I admit this,
I WAS WRONG.
I am not a fan or friend of Madonna, but I am a fan of good showmanship.
She put on a hell of a performance, especially considering she was working injured.
I dig how she shared the spotlight with LMFAO & Cee-Lo.
For a 52 year old Pop Star, I think her half time show was better than any I can remember in the past ten years.
So there, I was wrong and I am standing up for Madonna.
If you got a problem with that, choke on my balls.

Now on the flipside, here is what our old friend 'Ask A Ninja' had to say about her performance:

Sad news in the world of Horror Movies

R.I.P. BIll Hinzman aka The First Zombie
May you rise from the grave and kick start the zombie apocalypse for reals:

STUFF

Here is a bunch of shit I've been meaning to post....

New Picture from Prometheus.....

This is a must have game for me:

Holy shit, this Tron Legacy Castor Figure sold for $935.00.

This is the hottest Betty Page picture I have seen in a while:

NERDGASM:

I so agree with this:

I made this:

Clicky Click this:

Star Wars is back in the Theaters this Friday

I am really looking forward to seeing Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace in 3D.
It will be awesome to watch the most EPIC lightsaber battles in all of Star Wars
in 3D. Not to mention it gives my kiddos a chance to see it on the big screen for the first time.
I know we are all mad at George Lucas because it feels like he is milking it.
But you know what?
Bottom Line is, we get to watch Star Wars again in the theaters.
So suck on that haters.

The Human Soul is Always Free

02/03/2012

ihatepeacocks.com fully supports breasts
and we are comitted to helping find a cure for Breast Cancer

That's why the Susan G. Komen foundation shocked us when they pulled their support for Planned Parenthood,
another organization we fully support.
Regardless of what they say, it was quite obviously a political decision.
As of today, they issued an apology for pissing everyone off.
But to be clear, Komen's apology is not a promise to renew Planned Parenthood grants.
Read the fully apology here:

So we say this to the Susan G. Komen foundation:

Dudes, don't forget you can do your part to help fight breast cancer:

The Best of "PICTURES FROM SPACE" for 2011

Click here to view the Slideshow on MSNBC:

Here is your WHAT.THE.FUCK. picture of the day:

Stuff

Check out this article from IO9.com about freaky farm animals:

This picture simultaneously turns me on
and frightens because it reminds me of the girl/demon from Ju-On (The Grudge)

Here is a classic from our youth, click click it:

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From Operative X:
Natalie Portman is ready for a Ghostbusters remake‏

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I'm from Ohio. Trust me when I say, Space is not far enough sometimes:

Agent Mulder once said this to me, so I thought I'd make a meme out of it.

Sleep well knowing Anonymous will protect the internet

These two are quite possibly the sexiest "girls dressed as MST3K robtos" I have ever seen.
They make me wish polygamy was legal.

So, I posted about this on Facebook, click the pic to read the sotry itself:

But, Darth Tom let the cat out of the bag. You see, these blue spheres are left over from our
flavorless jello shots.
Here, just read Darth Tom's account of what happened:

" Here's the real story..
There from the private party we had aboard the Lear Jet last weekend.
We were on Peacock safari in Bournemouth U.K.
(Yes Jason was there) They found ihatepeacocks on the net.
After some haggling they finally agree...d to our terms to come over and kill the Vile creatures.
Most of the town folk are missing their aiming eye.. Yes from the Peacocks.. Sneaky little bastards.
We outsmarted them with our Darth Vader masks.
One of the payments was 300 Jello shots, Yellow blue and red jello. No flavors just colors.
Something to resemble the filthy beast.
We had heard Peacock lovers lived in Dorset
so we unloaded the planes commode tank as we flew over....
Watching Jason strangle one while smoking a cig
and listening to Slayer still brings a happy tear to my eye.
Mystery solved..."

True Story From Darth Tom

No time for a real update today, enjoy some music instead

02/02/2012

Sad new to start the new month

02/01/2012

The Man Behind Soul Train has died.

Click this pic to read about it:
This man loved music more than most people will ever realize.
OlmTreeHomeSted and I were talking about it. We figured he had heard
a dubstep remix of a soul song & decided he no longer wanted to be in this world.
Listen to this and ask yourself if you can blame him:

Now, on the lighter side

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Fan of ihatepeacocks.com on Facebook, Allison H., took this picture today.
(Thanks Allison for sharing it)
A bear eating a peacock at the Philadelphia Zoo.
Turns out, peacocks get eaten at this zoo a lot because they roam into the bear area often.
Click the pic to see an incident from 2010.
GTS (google that shit) Bear Eats Peacock Philadelphia Zoo and you'll find a bunch of incidents.
Regardless, I am sending this bear a jar of honey!

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This piece of shit is one vile excuse for a human being.
But I take solace in the fact that he will more than likely go to prison.
And once there, justice will be served:

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Newt Gingrich is sucking wind after his loss in The Florida GOP Primary.
Now if only we could get rid of Mittens and the rest of them....

Speaking of Politics,
The Republicans in Congress have adopted a new policy when it cocmes to the press.
If they ask hard question, have them arrested.
Click to read: