Home Page Archive for September 2010


Life is what happens when you are trying to make plans

September 30, 2010

Song of the Day:
Underworld - Between Stars

Read a sweet blog about Barking here.

And check out the Underworld's tour schedule for the rest of 2010.
4 stops in the US!

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Finally, NASA has found Goldilocks' Planet:

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You ever get that feeling that Star Wars has become KISS.
George Lucas will Market anything.
Yes, I know I am a sucker and I shell out bucks for all sorts of Star Wars Schwag.
But, to be honest, even I have my limits.

Just another sign that the world is going to End in 2012;
All 6 episodes of Star Wars are going to be released in 3D starting in...........2012.
And you know how George Lucas loves to redo.
This time, C-3PO won't be so gay.
Chewbacca will CGI.
Jedi & Sith won't have lightsabers, they'll have flowers batons.
And Han Solo will wear an Indiana Jones hat.

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My "SWAT Lunch" picture was KRCC's photo of the day for September 29, 2010!




The Internet is good for only 2 things

September 29, 2010

Song of the Day:
Bigod 20 - The Bog

Here is my Favorite Verion of the song:
The Bog (Techno Duck Remix)

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The Internet is only good for 2 things:
Downloading Porn and Stealing Music.
So, I think I am going to create a new website
dedicated to music stolen from pornos.
PornoMusicCumingSoon.com
Free Downloads for all.

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The Motherload of TRON Legacy Images, Stills, Concept Art, Posters and other crap:

Why do we love Cyborgs?
Personally, I love The Major from Ghost in the Shell.
Look at the Ghost in the Shell tag line: In 2029 People Love Machines.
In the link below, IO9 explores this issue:

Trent Reznor is working on a Mini-Series based on NIN's Yero Zero album:

Principal Rooney is a disgusting sex offender that should burn in hell.
Plus he was in Howard the Duck.

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Have you heard about the Katy Perry Sesame Street drama?
She did a duet with Elmo wearing a shirt/dress that showed Cleavage.
The duet was shown on YouTube before it aired on TV.
There was a huge backlash from the prude public.
So, Sesame Street decided to pull it and never air it.

Really?
This is fucking stupid.
The video is not sexual, it is the perfect little Seasme Street ditty.


First off, have these people ever seen Katy Perry before?
She is 75% Cleavage.
They were lucky she showed up in a top.
And for that matter, have they seen boobs before?
Second, I can guarantee that no child age 1-6 (their target age group by the way) cares about her boobs.
If anything, they'd see them and feel hungry and not know why.
And lastly, it's a kids show. Sesame Street is not about sex.
The parents who freaked out are giant prudes and are making something out of nothing.
[ Not to say that Katy Perry's Breasts are nothing.
They will go down in the Breast Hall of Fame. ]

Some of the people bitching about it are really high class.
To quote one angry parent:
"You can practically see her t*ts. That's some wonderful children's programming."
These are just sexually repressed people that got turned on by Ms. Perry & then got bothered by that fact.

Anyway, click this pic of Katy in the Elmo shirt to read & see her retort to the whole thing.

Here's an article about the video that started all the drama:

Here is what Katy Perry looks like when she is just hanging out chilling out home:

So to all you prudes out there,
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO GET LAID.
Maybe then you could watch Sesame Street without reading anything into it.
If not, DON'T WATCH IT!

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October is almost here.
And October is breast cancer awareness month.
So.......



Yes, it's true: If you eat asparagus your pee gets really stinky!

September 28, 2010

Songs of the Day:

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nosajmunson - Simon/Order 1.0

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From Chuck the Roman

"This is awesome!"

"Random commercial. Makes me want to watch American Psycho."


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From the Desk of Agent X:

Meet the Polish neo-Nazi skinhead couple who discovered they are JEWISH
 and turned their lives around

Boater likely found in shark off of Jaws Beach in the Bahamas
where a JAWS movie was filmed

A good read on the "Bush Tax Cuts"

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From the Files of Agent Mulder:

Most misleading and fanciful science fiction/fantasy movie posters ever!

Nothing Says "Good Cause" Like Remote Controlled Poop

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TRON-i-tron rages on:

Pre-Order the Tron Soundtrack Here:

Tron 2010 Comic Con Legacy Light Cycle

Listen to 6 tracks from the TRON Legacy soundtrack here:

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This video just keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!

Click the comment pic to find out what Penn Jillette (of Penn & Teller)
thinks about Rachel "Fuck Me Raybradbury" Bloom.




Time to hit the F5 button & get to it

September 27, 2010

Song of the Day:
Prodigy - Firestarter (Empirion Mix)

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More News I know you don't know...

The TRON Legacy soundtrack release date was released today

For some goodies to tide you over click here & here.

Owner Of Segway Inc., Dies In Segway Accident

Click this to listen to Bossk about his Segway

United Nations to appoint space ambassador to act as first contact for aliens visiting Earth

Bush Still Working On Manned Mission To Mars Quietly In Spare Time

Really Bad Album covers are always funny

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Let's look at chicks man

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And we all shine on

September 26, 2010

Song of the Day:
John Lennon - Instant Karma (Live)

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News I know you don't know.

Republicans, Leukemia Team Up To Repeal Health Care Law

Carmelo Anthony Trade Reports Have Nuggets Star Headed To New Jersey

Mexico Killed In Drug Deal

Told to Eat Its Vegetables, America Orders Fries

Archaeologists Unearth Lousiest Civilization Ever

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Some photos I took

Mid-Life-Crisis Man

Every time you drink a Vitamin Water, a homeless child in Cleveland dies.

For the record, this particular flavor tastes like cough syrup & ass water

Yummy Stuff

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Olivia Munn as Slave Leia


It's time for Ass in the Aspens once again

September 25, 2010

Song of the Day:
Cheap Trick - Surrender

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We made our annual trip into the mountains to look at the changing Aspen Trees.
We call it our "Ass in the Aspens" trip.
We drive to Cripple Creek and then onto Victor, stopping along the way to enjoy the colors.
Now it feels like Fall.

And here is a Picture I took in Victor Colorado with my phone:

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The Boys went to McCabe's last night.
We drank, we cried, we ate, we had fun.
It's not often that the men folk in our crew get to go out.
So it was nice to chill with the boys and lots of Jameson.

If you're there and hungry, try the Cod Sandwich.
It is frickin' awesome tasty and their tartar sauce is magically delicious.

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Here's an old picture I found:

And here's your random Star Wars funny for the day:



In the heat of the moment, say say say

September 24, 2010

Song of the Day:
Sisters of Mercy - Dominion/Mother Russia

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Attack of the Random

From mc chris:

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The Fall has begun



Taking one hundred twenty two for the team with a smile

September 23, 2010

Song of the Day:
Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up

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We did a pie throwing contest at work to raise money for the United Way.
For $2, you could throw a pudding pie at members of the business leadership team.
We raised over $1300 in pies alone.
That's 650 pies we took in the face.
Check out the pictures.


It is by will alone that I allow pie to hit my face

September 22, 2010

Song of the Day:
Echo and The Bunnymen - People Are Strange (Doors Cover)
 

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Today, for charity, I will have pudding pies thrown at me.
Everyone I work with will have a chance to purchase a pudding and whip cream pie
to throw at me for $2.
All the proceeds will go to The United Way.
I fear that every employee will line up and take a shot or 10.
Thankfully for the United Way, I am an Obnoxious Jerk.
I think I am going to make some real money for them.
Pictures to be posted tomorrow!

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Pop Quiz Hotshot:
What is the best Star Trek Movie?
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If you answered anything other than Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, you're wrong.



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This is how I know I am still a nerd.
To this day, everytime I watch it, I still get a little choked up during Spoke's funeral.

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And in Carla Gugino news....

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Thanks to Agent Mulder & MC Chris for the hot tip on this one.
It is going to be a birthday present for my littlest one.

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I'm just an ENFP guy trying to make it in an ISTJ world

September 21, 2010

Song of the Day:
Stabbing Westward - The Thing I Hate

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Happy Birthday to my oldest Niece!
Here's to you kiddo!

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I took a Myers Briggs Personality Test as part of a Team Building exercise at work yesterday.
I was an ENFP, which is no surprise to me.
This is the 4th Myers Briggs test I have taken in 5 years and my results have never changed.
I work in a place that devalues intuition and values people who go with the flow.
Moral of the story, be true to yourself.
Never compromise your values for a job.
And never let "The Man" walk all over "The Little People".
Take a stand, even if it means losing your job.
It's better than losing your self.

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Mafia Wars is starting to release some fucked up items?

What would John Doe think?

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I tried, I gave up

September 20, 2010

Song of the Day:
Nine Inch Nails w/Marilyn Manson - Gave Up (1992)

I personally love this performance of Gave Up.
Not only does the song fit my mood for today, but the performance video
features the Classic NIN line up with Rich Patrick on lead guitar & Chris Vrenna on drums.
And as a bonus, a pre-AntiChrist Superstar Marilyn Manson is on back-up vocals and guitar.
One of my favorite performance videos of all time.

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There is more to life than money.
Keeping up with the Joneses is for fuckers.
And to those who say "Only poor people think money is evil", I say
Fuck You, you fucking soulless fucks.

Here in Colorado Springs, there is a newer neighborhood called Cordera.
This place personifies what has gone wrong with modern life here in America.
This is a neighborhood that markets itself to the upper middle class as "Socially Superb".
All of the houses are more or less the same; the cheapest starts at $500K.
People take out loans they can't afford to move in.
Then, once they are in, they brag that they live in Cordera.
To keep up with the Cordera image, they have to get an expensive SUV or a BMW.
Suddenly, they stop socializing with anyone who doesn't live in Cordera.
Once they are isolated in their Cordera world, they compete with their neighbors.
Who has the better yard, cuter kids, best car, etc?
Finally these Cordera people think they are too good for Cordera.
They start to look for the next, better neighborhood.
But when they find it, they can't afford it because they are in debt up to their necks
just so they can live in Cordera and drive their over-priced cars.
So, they borrow more money they can't afford to pay back and the cycle starts again.
And all of this is simply so they can "Keep up with the Joneses".
Guess what, this type of behavior played a big part in the economy meltdown.
Codera isn't unique to Colorado Springs.
There is a Cordera in every city in America.



So, instead of bitching and blaming the government, blame the Cordera people.
They are the root cause.
Wall Street Fat Cats & CEOs are to blame too.
They thrive on
But when you see a friend start down that path, remind them that there
are more important things in life than money and possessions.
And if you think that money is the most important thing,
then realize you are part of the problem.

There is nothing wrong with making a lot of money for working hard.
Self made millionaires are what America is all about.
But when you measure how good of a person you are by how much you make,
you have crossed the line.
If you think you are better than someone because you make more money,
than you are a Grade A Fucker.

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Wow, that was enough ranting for a bit.
Here, look at the Monkey:




I feel like a Halloween Hootenanny

September 19, 2010

Song of the Day:
Rob Zombie and The Ghastly Ones - Halloween (She get so mean)

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This week, on the 23rd, officially Summer is over and Fall begins.
Autumn is my favorite season.
One of the highlights of Fall is Halloween.
So today I thought I'd post some ghoulishly good stuff in prep for Halloween.
And to get you in the mood for the Dreary Season.

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The beginning of Suspiria is one of the all time greatest horror movie intros.
Don't believe me? Then click the pic, but be warned, it is not for the easily grossed out.

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I don't know how Hollywood can remake "Let the Right One In", but they are.
It is called "Let Me In".
I personally think Let the Right One In is a perfect movie.
I fear that the Hollywood Bastardization "Let Me In" will suck.
The only way to know is to go see it, which I will on October 1st.
I will write my review once I have.
Regardless, FearNet.com has high hopes for it.
Click the Pic to read their take.


Mr. Crankypants feels like poo

September 18, 2010

Song of the Day:
Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me

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Happy Yom Kippur to all of our Hebrew friends

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Look at what Congress is wasting money on now!

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Paramount Pictures confirmed Monday the Dec. 23 release date for Avatar 2KX,
a remake of the beloved 2009 sci-fi thriller Avatar that will bring the story
into the modern era with faster-paced action sequences and cutting-edge visual effects.

And in other remake news, Hustler is remaking Avatar as well:


I am one Bad Ass Pancake Artist

September 17, 2010

Song of the Day:
Gym Class Heroes - Cupid's Chokehold

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I cooked Pancakes for a United Way Benefit Breakfast today.
And I got several "Compliments to the Chef".

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io9 came up with a list of the greatest Sci-Fi TV cliffhangers.
I agree with a few of them, but some of the rest, I don't think so.
See what you think:

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Giveaways at sports games is starting to get out of control

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When I am on call for work, I feel like a drug dealer.
And for the record, the pager is the best conversation starter with any waitress.


Machete is one sweet ass sweet movie

September 16, 2010

Song of the Day:
Marilyn Manson - The Fight Song (Slipknot Remix)

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Finally got to see Machete today.
I said Goddamn, what a good movie.
It is just as good if not better than Planet Terror.
Loaded with Hot Chicks, Gun Battles and gushing blood, this movie has something for everyone.
Go see it.
And buy it when it comes out on DVD.
I am.


I guess Hump Day means something different than what I thought

September 15, 2010

Song of the Day:
Weird Al - Headline News

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Random Star Wars Funny from the 501st:


The sound of a barking dog on a loop

September 14, 2010

Album of the Day:

Underworld - Barking


Underworld's "Barking" drops today in the US.
Go buy it.


Once more into the breach, dear friends

September 13, 2010

Song of the Day:
C.C. Adcock & The Lafayette Marquis- Bleed 2 Feed

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True Blood season 3 has come to an end.
While this season had its ups and downs, I think it ended on a good note.
The finale was not without flaws or cheese, but all in all it left me wanting more.
And I guess that is the point of a Season Finale.

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Attack of the Random:


My day to rest and relax

September 12, 2010

Song of the Day:
Tyler Bryant - Lipstick Wonder Woman (Late Night at Aimeeland)

Thanks to Mr. Cleveland from Philly for turning me onto this kid.
He is a guitar genius.

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The Browns looked like they were going to win their season opener.
But, in true Cleveland Fashion, they blew it.

"Jake Delhomme guided Cleveland to a 14-3 lead before things unraveled for the Browns,
who have not begun a season with a win since 2004
and fell to 1-11 in openers since the club returned as an expansion franchise in 1999."

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A Sundae on Sunday

Jason's "The Browns lost so I'll eat this gross sounding but really pretty tasty Sundae"

1 Serving of Ben & Jerry's Cheescake Brownie Ice Cream - 250 Calories
1/2 Serving of Hershey's Special Dark Syrup - 50 Calories
1 Serving Happy Apple Farm Strawberry-Rhubarb Preserve - 30 Calories
1/4 Serving Kellogg's Corn Pops - 30 Calories
1 Serving Wilton's Sprinkles - 15 Calories
Total Calories - 375

Not the healthiest Sundae, but not too bad.

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My Newest Tattoo:

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Random Pictures from the past week:

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And here is some Random shit I'm not sure if I have posted or not:


(It's Blade Runner, get it?)


A day to remember those who lost their lives 9 years ago

September 11, 2010


"Relax, it's only pee and pee never killed anyone."

September 10, 2010

Song of the Day:
Walls of Jericho - All Hail the Dead (Live)

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Remember folks.
I really do hate peacocks.
The website is not just a clever name.
So when I see shit like this, it just makes me cringe.
High fashion peacock shoes?
Seriously?
If you own these, pray we never bump into each other while you're wearing them.

And look at this.
A peacock attacking a car.
Stupid fucking bird.
I only wish the car was actually moving.

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The NFL Football Season started last night.

Everything you ever needed to know about a football team can be learned by
looking at their cheerleaders.
I'm serious.
Take my beloved although shitty Cleveland Browns.
Their cheerleaders are as hot as their offense is effective.
(In case you don't know, Cleveland doesn't have any cheerleaders, except maybe this guy)

Go to Stahlwalker.com to read more about the Cheerleaders of the NFL.

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Product placement and cross marketing is getting out of control.
But, this, this I can get on board with.

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Got a new tattoo today.
I will post pics once the swelling goes down a bit.
Nobody wants to see a fresh tattoo that still has that puffy redness.
So, unitl then, here'a hint of what it looks like:

And since we are on the subject.
Click the pick below for some wallpaper.

"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.
That way I wouldn't have to have any goddam stupid useless conversations with anybody.
If anybody wanted to tell me something, they'd have to write it on a piece of paper and shove it over to me.
They'd get bored as hell doing that after a while,
and then I'd be through with having conversations for the rest of my life."





A fever has set in and no cowbell can shake it

September 9, 2010

Song of the Day:
Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb (Live from Pulse)

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I had a wonderful birthday yesterday.
Thanks to everyone for the happy wishes.
Thank you to me offspring for the very cute cards.
And thank you to my wonderful woman for the super-tasty
2 tier Red Velvet Cake!

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Pneumonia Sucks and it is kicking my ass.

For those that don't know,
Pneumonia fills the lung's alveoli with fluid, keeping oxygen from reaching the bloodstream.
Symptoms:
Chills
Confusion 
Cough
Diarrhea
Fever
General ill feeling
Headache
Loss of appetite
Muscle stiffness and aching
Rapid breathing
Rash
Shortness of breath

In short, it sucks. It is 2:26am as I type this and I am rocking a fever of 102.4
And I'm so feverish, there is a VH-1 Classic "Rock-Doc" about RUSH on and I haven't
turned it off.
That's how sick I am.

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Attack of the Random
[ Fever Induced ]

Let's tell the truth:

The last picture he ever took:

The last picture she was in:

What a shitty train ride:

This is how Duke Nukem gets all the chics:

I was watching Bob Ross, but this is what I saw:

Caution - Adam West:

This is one of those glass half full/empty things:

This Fucking Justin Bieber kid is eating up all the servers:

The Empire's new recruiting campaign:


After Star Wars, guess what Yoda did:






Happy Birthday to nosajmunson, The Amish Biker Nerd King

September 8, 2010

Songs of the Day:
Some of my favorite songs of all time.
And yes, I have posted some before, but it is my birthday,
so listen again and enjoy.

My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult - These Remains

(My favorite song of all time!)

Underworld - Dirty Epic

Mad Capsule Markets - W.O.R.L.D.

World Famous - Robby's Song

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Paper Street Tourists - Silent Hill Sanctuary

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NERD ALERT:
Just in time for my birthday,
the next wave of Star Wars Vintage Collection figures has arrived.
And they are pretty sweet ass sweet.

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To make me feel better while I'm at work,
my daughter drew a "Family Portrait" for me on my white board.
Now, when I'm bummed at work, I look up at this cuteness and it cheers me up.

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Baby Brains:
Veal for Zombies

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If anyone has an extra $120 they'd like to spend on someone else,
go ahead and get either one of these for me.
Thanks!

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For my birthday, I want assholes like this to literally drop off the face of the planet.
This shit is scary and sad. How can we still have people like this in the world? 
And if you agree with this batshit pastor from Florida then STOP visiting this site.
You are NOT welcome here. 
We here at ihatepeacocks.com do NOT tolerate bigotry or discrimination.
If you hate someone because of their race, religion, age, sexual orientation or gender,
GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FUCK.

What do you think David Cross would say about this situation?

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OMG, Otho is Dead, that is so L.L. Bean

September 7, 2010

Song of the Day:
Harry Belafonte - Day-O (Banana Boat Song)


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Glenn Shadix (aka Otho) is Dead.
April 15, 1952 – September 7, 2010




And let's not forget his other roles in such movies as
Demolition Man, Heathers and The Nightmare Before Christmas.



We here at ihatepeacocks.com were fans. We will miss you Otho!

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One week to go until Underworld's "Barking" drops in the US.
Can you tell I'm excited?

Here are some video excerpts from the DVD on their YouTube Channel.

Scribble

Bird 1

Always Loved A Film

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John Dies at the End author David Wong posted this site on his Facebook page.
He said it left him shivering in the corner for 20 minutes.
We agree.
So, this is our WHAT THE FUCK site of the day?

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And here is your totally weird picture for the day.
Nik Fiend & Mrs. Fiend from Alien Sex Fiend with actor Christopher Lee in the mid-90s

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I can't remember if I posted these or not.
So here you go and if I already have, fuck it.




 


Taking what they're giving cause I'm working for a living

LABOR DAY

September 6, 2010

Here's to us, the working class of America!
Song of the Day:
Huey Lewis and The News - Workin' for a Livin'

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Happy Labor Day.
Here's to working our asses off.
Do you know how it became a holiday.
Well, it started following the deaths of a number of workers at the hands
of the U.S. military and U.S. Marshals during the Pullman Strike.
Leave it to The Man to keep the working class down.

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We did the balloon stuff this weekend.
We also got a mobile breakfast and chased balloons as they came down.
Then we went to the Balloon Glow with lightsabers at the ready.
I battled a 3 1/2 foot Sith Lord all the way back to the car.

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Some Underworld nuggets of joy.

The New "Always Loved A Film" 7 track EP is available on iTunes.
Go Buy It!

And here is the 2nd video for ALAF.
I hope I am this cool when I'm 70.

Speaking of iTunes and things from the UK,
check out this link.
BBC America is giving away free episodes of Doctor Who & Torchwood
on iTunes.

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Here's a good list from MSN Movies.
11 Bloody Great Movies.
I think all are good and bloody except M.A.S.H.

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Speaking of movie lists, here's a mini list of my own.
Everyone knows the book is better than the movie.
But there are exceptions to the rule.
Here are my three.

Blade Runner

Philip K. Dick's "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?"
is a good book but boring.
But Ridley Scott's screen adaptation is just so much better
and much darker.

Ghost in the Shell

Shirow Masamune's manga was good but cliched.
It felt played out at even then.
In 1995 Mamoru Oshii brought his vision of Ghost in the Shell
to the screen. And within the first 15 miunutes
you could tell this was something new & ground breaking.
The first Ghost in the Shell Movie was a major influence for The Matrix.

V for Vendetta

Alan Moore's comic series was a great view of a dystopian future United Kingdom.
But it was odd and had a weird cabaret vibe to it.
The movie added a very modern flavor and toned down the cabaret.
It was easy to see how America could become the England in this movie.
The end of the movie made me want to stand up and fight oppression everywhere.
The comic just made me want to read something else.

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Here's a pretty good website I stumbled across.

Everybody loves a Nerd Girl.




We must not look at Goblin Men

September 5, 2010

Song of the Day:
Kosheen - I want it all (Live in 2002)

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It's official.
We love the new Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated.
It is fast paced with a modern appeal.
And it takes a tongue in cheek approach to all the old Scooby Doo Cliches.

All of the Episodes thus far have been great.



Our Favorite Episode so far has to be Episode #7
"In Fear of the Phantom"



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We are going to watch ballons today.
I'll post some pics tomorrow.

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From Christina Rosetti's "Goblin Market"

Evening by evening
Among the brookside rushes,
Laura bow'd her head to hear,
Lizzie veil'd her blushes:
Crouching close together
In the cooling weather,
With clasping arms and cautioning lips,
With tingling cheeks and finger tips.
"Lie close," Laura said,
Pricking up her golden head:
"We must not look at goblin men,
We must not buy their fruits:
Who knows upon what soil they fed
Their hungry thirsty roots?"
"Come buy," call the goblins
Hobbling down the glen.



Autumn is coming & Summer is dying, hail the dead leaves

September 4, 2010

Song of the Day:
Eels - Fresh Blood

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Went Apple Picking today at Ferrara's Happy Apple Farm.
That is always so much fun.
Got some apples to make pies.
Got some Pumpkins and picked some fresh berries.
I also went hunting for some photos. This is what I found.









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We also went Fishing and I caught nothing.
1st time I have been skunked this year at Monument Lake.
Kind of a bummer.
But soon Cold Mountain Fishing will be upon us and all will be right with the world.



I am the thorn in your eye

September 3, 2010

Song of the Day:
FEAR FACTORY - DEMANUFATURE

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The Epic Work Week comes to an end.
Or at least, there is a slight break.
Time to rejoice and sleep.

I'm glad it is over for now.
I was really starting to lose it.

The only thing that kept my sanity was the shooting gallery

And the weapons for this game:

Jedi Nerd Tech Warriors:
nosajmunson & Anakin Stahl Walker

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Natalie Portman is starting to get weird.

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Barking is almost here.


Let's go to our graves in Victory

September 2, 2010

Song of the Day:
MINISTRY - Let's Go

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Hour 89,043 of the Epic Work Week.
Things starting to blur.
Props to Agent Mulder for this pic.

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More Bad Tattoos

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I'll have to drown in flames to be free

September 1, 2010

Song of the Day:
FEAR FACTORY - SLAVE LABOR

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An Epic Work Week filled with hurry up and wait.
My mind has turned to Jell-O.
So to start off the month, look at this.
This is how I feel.