Home Page Archive for January 2012
The First Month of the Last Year because
The World is going to End this year....again.
Do not under estimate the power of The Nerd Side
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
From Kat Von Rad:
From Darth Tom:
From the M.E. of Illinois & Darth Tom (sort of..):
From nosajmunson (me)
Load times on this page are getting reeeeediculous
Upcoming Events for the ihatepeacocks.com gang
2012 IS THE YEAR THE WORLD IS GOING TO END....AGAIN.
So, we might as well keep busy and live it up!
This is my world, this is mine, all mine
Plus he sent us a Clown Picture.
Anyone that sends us a picture of a fucked up Clown is good in our book.
Something to keep your eyes out for:
Key & Peele on Comedy Central
If you live outside The United States, click here
Pictures worth looking at
This one is from The Roman & Under The Mountain Bunker:
I find this picture very romantic in a punk kind of way:
My vice and My Yummy
Your scent is all I need, to bring out the animal in me
Thanks to Nevver/thisisnthappiness for turning me onto this.
For anyone in New York city, this is an art exhibit that may be worth checking out:
This is a site/blog you really need to check out.
"One Hello World is a collection of voicemails set to their own soundtrack created by an anonymous composer.
Callers from across the world participate by dialing One Hello World’s voicemail and sharing their story.
The result is a musical compilation giving listeners a cross-section of the human experience." - HP
Out of all the tracks I listend to from ONe Hello World, this one was my favorite.
Click to give it a listen on Soundcloud:
Photo of the Day:
"Members of the Polish opposition party Palikot’s Movement held up Guy Fawkes masks in the Sejm today
to protest their government’s recent passage of the controversial
Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement (ACTA)."
-The Daily What
This is the 2nd time in 2 days we have posted about Politics in Poland.
I have to say, I like the way they do things over there.
Things turned ugly today for the Prime Minister of Australia.
Can you imagine something like this Happening in the United States
and shots NOT being fired?
Click to read all about it and watch the video:
This is the coolest picture I found on the Interweb yesterday:
Your mom called me and said you are such a whore
Here is your PHOTO of the day:
Your UGLY TATTOO of the day:
I have been pissed at Obama a lot lately, but I got to tell you, that State of the Union address kicked ass.
That was the first time in a long time I felt Obama was kicking ass.
He called out Congress, Wall Street and the Republicans.
His spilled milk joke sucked though.
Click this pic for the full transscript:
The best part, was this:
The worst part was John Boehner's tan:
~Things that are awesome~
This Betty Page picture. I had never seen it before, until I saw it:
This thing, whatever the hell it is:
And finally this:
Flying baby poop is a shitty way to start the week
Our coverage of yet another 2012 Republican Presidential debate
This one was in Florida last night:
And let's talk about Mitt Romney for a moment.
For a dude that is jobless, he sure does make a shit-ton of money.
AND he pays less in taxes than almost everyone in Middle Class America.
Click this pic to read more:
Stuff you should click on
From The Roman
From Darth Tom
And Darth Tom makes a good point here:
From Operative X
I either made these or stole them because they made me laugh.
Had a right proper weekend with friends and family
I just wanted to thank all those who came out Saturday night.
It was a fun night.
I got drunk, hugged everyone, was loud as hell and kept talking about my balls.
So, it was just like every other time we all get together.
Thanks to the hardcore: Operative X, Bad Mojo, OlmTreeHomeSted, Johnny Cobra, The Roman,
A is for Aaron, Serby The Oracle and Anakin Stahlwalker(via Text).
Mama Panda and Kat Von Rad were on the disabled list.
So we will have to do it again when they are back to active status.
What the hell is this?
How very Misogynistic of the CDC.
Obviously the researcher behind this study was bottle fed & grew up jealous
of those who were not because they were never able to bond with their mother....
Who happened to be a Jackal:
Newt Gingrich won the South Carolina Republican Primary.
We'll let Jon Stewart's sum up our reaction:
Instead of ranting how fucking evil old Newt is, well use pictures to tell you how we feel about it:
Pictures are worth a thousand dollars and a few good captions
Well, yesterday day was an epic day for the Internet.
But I'm not sure it did anyone any favors.
Did you catch the Republican debates yesterday?
Let me just sum them up with one meme:
Speaking of closeted gayness, check this one out:
I had no idea you could date rape yourself:
The Empire’s Elite shock troops, Get beaten by Teddy Bears with rocks:
Here is a really good book that every parent should read to their children:
Here is an EPIC picture,
Charlie Clouser, Reznor, Dr.Dre, Danny Lohner:
And here is another EPIC picture:
It looks like the BLACKOUT made a difference.
Once SOPA & PIPA are totally dead we can begin work on
Things you should read.
From fan favorite Cracked.com
Transcripts of an Epic Dumbass
Why the Hell does it seem that racism is getting worse or at least more subversive?
I say this with all sincerity:
I find it incredibly sad that racism is still alive and doing well in America.
Take the picture below as an example.
Not only are the girl & her father raging bigots, but all of the peeps
commenting are toadstool-humping-fuck-stupid-jagoffs.
This was a real post on Facebook mid-day on MLK Jr. Day.
But, this post got circulated on Tumblr.
Take a look at the comments on the right side, especially ours.
By 8pm CST, this girl's Facebook account had been closed down:
This is bad, if not worse, coming from the State Level.
Dick Move Arkansas, Dick Move:
Fuck these fools.
Idiots like the ones above are wastes of flesh.
And they'll never understand the importance of this quote:
Now that we've got that outta the way, let's do some
AROUND THE HORN
From Anakin Stahlwalker
From Operative X
From Darth Tom
One meme sums up 21st Century Gamers:
From Arizona's Mitch
From Kat Von Rad
This is my kind of bully:
Not an EPIC win, but it's a start:
(We are still going black on the 18th)
And for the record, this is how the internet & life work:
Street art of the day:
MST3K Forever and Ever
Taking a little time out to page homage to our heroes:
I don't care if this has been a SOTD before.
I like it so suck on that!
Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day 2012
I hope that some day Gundams become a reality
I am 6 episodes into season 2 of Gundam 00 and I am impressed:
Attack of the Random
Happy Friday the 13th
When I think Friday the 13th, The Day not The Movie, I think of stuff like this:
John Dies at the End stuff
From your friends at ihatepeacocks.com
This is how I see them & it's one of the many reasons I hate them:
"Nobody Knows" on Facebook sent this to us.
Thank you "Nobody Knows"!
And FUCK YOU peacock.
Wanna see something that made my day, week, month so far this year?
Jennifer Blanc-Biehn, Michael Biehn's Wife, shared our Michael Biehn page with her friends on Facebook:
THANK YOU JENNIFER.
We'll have plenty more Michael Biehn goodness as the year goes on, count on it!
#1 - I thought it went without saying, but I guess some people need a reminder:
#2 - We So Agree. Now, if it was Belladonna, I'd buy 10 of these shirts.
#3 - Shit like this is why I hate being in IT. I can fix anything, but I can't fix stubborn.
#4 - Some babies are born with more hair on their back then on their head
#5 - Here is a well known fact:
Michael Biehn News
Lots of new & news worthy stuff from ihatepeacocks.com's #1 favorite actor/director/producer.
The Divide, which stars Michael Biehn and opens next week, has recieved some really great reviews.
Click the pic below to read the review from StarPulse.com:
Here is another review from DreadCentral.com:
Here is a great picture of Xavier Gens, Jennifer & Michael Biehn at the screening in Montreal:
Some word of wisdom via pictures
To all the Bronco fans out there, I get it.
You are excited and good for you.
If you think Liam Neeson sucks as an actor, tell him to his face:
The Hoops/plugs/spacers/stretchy things in the ear lobes.
I know that is the current counter culture trend right now, but think about the future.
He is some advice:
Voting is good.
But do your research. Don't listen to the TV.
Read up on your candidate so you know who you are really voting for:
Speaking of TV...
Turn it off, now!
To all the misogynists out there, be careful.
Woman do have special powers that you don't.
Maybe that's why you hate them because you are jealous of their breasts?
The war on drugs is bullshit.
Here is what Bill Hicks has to say on drugs in America:
Now let me just leave you with this to ponder:
From the desk of Operative X
Current Events are mostly a bummer.
Let's look at some funny/nerdy/geeky/sexy/cool pictures:
News to us
From our friends over at Cracked.com
Some websites to check out:
Here is a site that will haunt you for days...
Pictures of things we love:
Laws restricting abortion is getting out of control
We agree with Jay & Silent Bob:
Around the Horn
From Agent Mulder
From Johnny Cobra
From Darth Tom
Darth Tom also found this EPIC FAIL of a water bottle:
From Operative X
Some total stranger sent me this video via YouTube.
He said he liked ihatepeacocks.com and thought we would like this video
with it's very simple message and beautiful images.
I thought that was pretty cool.
Click to watch this video as it is amazing:
I've been pissed off at Obama lately (NDAA) but this is something he has done right:
Found this picture on tumblr and thought it was beautiful:
For the lulz
We do it all for the lulz damn it!
After sitting on it for months, I finally decided to watch Evangelion 2.22 You Can (Not) Advance.
I was hesitant because I thought it was just another rehashing like Evangelion 1.11 You are (Not) alone was.
But I was wrong, so wrong.
Evangelion 2.22 is amazing.
The fan service gets old as does the Shinji & Asuka interactions but other than that, it is flawless.
Here is the best way to sum it up, with a quote from the movie itself:
"For all we know, there may be further undisclosed Apocrypha."
We have said this before and we shall say it again
Stand up for those who can not stand up for themselves.
We here at ihatepeacocks.com have a zero tolerance bullying policy.
We would fight to the death to protect kids being bullied.
And we will always take a stand against those who bully or allow bullying to go on.
Kids who bully other kids learn it from somewhere.
Bullies at school and outside of school need to be punished.
To drive the point home, we suggest punishing the parents as well.
Now, kids that pick on a special needs child are the lowest form of dirty cowardly shitbags.
Bullying anyone is vile.
Bullying a special needs child is unforgivable.
People who pick on special needs kids deserve to be grease fucked right off the planet.
To all parents, teach your children to respect others, not prey on them.
To all teachers out there, don't let it happen, in the classroom or not.
If you see it, stop it.
Read this blog post and put your self in the place of Tanner's parents.
Stole this pic and added some dialogue:
We found this picture of Michele & Marcus Bachmann and couldn't help but making a meme out of it:
(And we all thought he was gay)
Science For The Win:
I'd like to buy an "i" Pat:
How Patrick Bateman feels about the world:
Looks like someone has arrived to try and help this guy:
I figured out why the concept of the Aliens (xenomorphs) are so disturbing to us.
We are afraid they will steal our women:
Skinny is not cool ladies. If we can see your ribs, you need to eat a cake:
I wasn't kidding:
Romney won Iowa by 8 votes, so of course he is calling it a decisive victory.
Bachmann is out.
Newt Gingrich is eating something as you read this.
Ron Paul is digging up gold in his backyard to keep his campaign going.
Rick Perry is trying to find a dead gay fetus he can eat for Jesus.
Who is Jon Huntsman again?
And Rick Santorum wants to become president so he can make it legal to hunt black people & gays.
Click this picture to read our coverage on Tumblr:
Jesus has finally started to speak to Republicans in language they can understand:
OlmTreeHomeSted made of this gem for the Rick Perry campaign.
He even got a celebrity endorsement:
Do you have a special Republican someone in your life but you don't know what to get them for election day.
Well, now you can get them the perfect gift:
Those Republicans sure love pledges don't they:
Anyway, do you think we'll get anything done in 2012?
Here is an idea:
On American Politics as a whole, let me just say this:
Let's play some around the horn
From Darth Tom:
From Operative X:
From Johnny Cobra:
From Agent Mulder:
From nosajmunson (That's me):
I had no idea:
But that explains this:
Anytime I am about to do something crazy & stupid, I always yell this:
More times than not, Hippies are dumb.
This cracked me up:
That's why they call him PowerMan:
What a wonderful world this would be:
This is why I love Brother West:
Community Season 2 on DVD was one of the best purchases I've ever made
Here are some reasons why:
J: "Shirley, you can't sue a stripper."
S: "Why not?"
Stuff we made
January 1, 2011
Doomsday, End of the World, New Justin Bieber Album, Zombie apocalypse.
Sure 2012 has a lot of potential for bad things, but it also has potential to be a lot of fun.
New babies, new friends, old friends, new movies, a new fishing season and lulz.
So, here is to all of you. Happy 2012.
Obama gave us a New Year's Gift that is going keep on giving
Obama has signed the 2012 NDAA into law.
And the "despite serious reservations" is a crock of shit.
Once the NDAA was reworded so that it no longer limited The President's powers,
he signed it into law, well, just as soon as he got back from his Christmas Vacation.
Originally, Obama said he would VETO 2012's NDAA.
So everyone thought he was cool and looking out for the Citizens.
Well, he didn't want to sign it into law because it limited his powers.
Not because it was unconstitutional or created the potential to create a Military enforced Police state.
Jon Stewart summed it up best, click here to watch his take on it.
Obama, this is not the Change we signed up for.
This does not give us any hope.
You have proved that you are no different than any other politician in Washington.
Shit like this is a great example:
A real leader does the Right Thing.
A person who looks to set the 'Right Tone" so that more people will agree with him is a run of the mill politician.
Let me give you a hint about the "Right Tone"...
Do what is right. Help the people you were elected to read.
Quit pandering to the Republicans!
They only care about themselves and their corporate sponsors.
Stop the GOP from FEEDING THE RICH AND FUCKING THE POOR.
Put the TEA PARTY in check.
Remind Congress you are the President and you run the country.
Oh wait, you'd need balls to do all of that.
And you have already proven you have none.
Occupy Wall St was just the beginning.
2012 is going to get messy.